Interview with MP (Joke)
Officer: What is your name?
Candidate : MP. Sir
officer: Tell me properly
candidate: Mohan Pal sir
officer: Your Father’s name?
Candidate: MP. Sir
officer: What does that mean?
Candidate: Manmohan Pal sir
officer: Your native place
candidate: MP. Sir
officer: Is it Madhya Pradesh?
Candidate: No, Mani Pal sir
officer: What is your qualification?
Candidate: MP. Sir
officer: (angrily) what is it?
Candidate: Metric Pass
officer: Why do you need a job?
Candidate: MP. Sir
officer: and What dose that means?
Candidate: Money Problem sir
officer: Describe your personality
candidate: MP. Sir
officer: Explain yourself clearly
candidate: Magnanimous Personality sir
officer: This discussion is nowhere, You
may go now
candidate : MP. Sir
officer: What is it now
candidate : My Performance…
Officer: M P!!!!
Candidate : What is that sir
officer: M E N T A L L Y P U N C T U R E D
(This post was published in Muthusamy's Blog @ Rediff Blogs on October 13, 2008 http://blogs.rediff.com/muthusamy/2008/10/13/an-interview-with-mp/)
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